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Top Ten Ways To Annoy Kira -- 10. Call her "The Black Dragon Groupie" 9. Ask if Kobra's good in bed. 8. Use her daggers to chop carrots. 7. Tell her she looks like a school girl with those pigtails. 6. "Does your drapes match your carpets?" Nuff said. 5. Everytime she walks by, splash water on her screaming, then go: "Oh shi-- I'm sorry I thought your hair was fire." 4. Tell her: "I can see why they thought you were a man, in Afghanistan." 3. Call her unoriginal. 2. Ask if she got her 'kiss of death' from making out with Sonya. - And the number ONE way to annoy Kira-Kira 1- Call her a soulless ginger.

Jack had no idea what the hell he was going to do. He's a skilled fighter sure, but he'd never fought outside training. And Kung Lao wasn't exactly hard to disarm. But Shao Kahn? The guy was a human steroid. Liu Kang defeated him, so did his dad. But he wasn't either of them. He wasn't sure what to do. "We have to come up with a plan, man." Darrius pushed his glasses up his nose. "Like I don't know that." Jack snapped, he pushed his hair back as they walked. "Did you ever fight Shao Kahn? Do you know his weaknesses? Anything?" Darrius stopped and crossed his arms. He saw Cage was getting extremely unnerved. "Calm down." He put his hand

Top Ten Ways to Annoy Sindel - 10) When she does her fatality, scream: "Don't quit your day job hun!" 9) When she introduces her self anywhere quickly add: "The biggest milf this side of Edenia!" 8)Comment on how Kitana never starved with ta-ta's like those. 7) Take her out on a blind date with Shao Kahn. 6) Cut her hair. 5) Ask if she's blind, and has ran into anywalls with no eyes. 4) Call her Sindel Kahn. 3) Slap her forehead and say: "Oh shi-- I'm sorry, I thought two black ladybugs were there." 2) Dress up as Kitana and go: "MOMMY!" -- And the one thing to annoy Sindel: 1) Call her an old hag.

Giki watched the swirling dust as he sat in the eroding monestary. The windchimes they made for peace and relaxation chimed happily. Its soft and deep chimes made the air seem heavenly, the deep red light gleaming through the cracks of monestary deminished the effect, making the room look demonic. "Gone?" He murmured and shuffled his blonde hair. He leaned foreward, leaning against his knees. He tried to tame his emotions, but it wasn't worth it anymore. Tears streamed down his face, powerless to stop them. He felt the ultimate loss. He lost the love of his life, due to stupidity, his stubbornness, and his judgement. He lost someone he ca

Kitana: Dodododododhouuuuuum...*sitting on a branch in Earthrealm* Bored. Bored. Dumbly bore- HOLY CRAP! *jumps off and panics* .... I HAVEN'T SAID "I LOVE YOU" TO LIU KANG! OHMEGOD! HE'S PROBABLY DEVISTATED!!! OHFUDDRUCKERS! Monks: O.o WTF LADY!? Kitana: Sorry, nervous breakdown. Monks: Don't worry, Kung Lao has those all the time. Kitana: *runs and then trips, then runs, but trips and falls flat on her face.* GODDAMMIT WHY IS THIS HAPPENING!? *right in front of Liu Kang's room* Liu Kang: OWWWWWW! Take it easy! Kung Lao: SOOOOOOORRRRRRREH! I can't help it! Liu Kang: ITS CALLED GOING SLOWER JACKASS! Kitana: o3o Wtf? *yell* OHNO

Top Ten ways to annoy Sub-Zero - 10: Ask if snow-men make him hot. 9: Take a wet towel and wipe his face yelling: "WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT DRAWING SCARS ON YOU- Oh its real." 8: Play "Cold as Ice" whenever he is around. 7: When he throws an ice grenade, throw a real grenade and go "PWNED!" 6: Ask if Scorpion's mouth is like an inferno down there. 5: Push him into a freezer and then shut the door, then say "He's in a better place now." 4: Ask him why he doesn't melt in the sun. 3: Whenever you have an ice cube, put it in his shirt, and go "Does that turn ya on?" 2: When he says his name is Sub-zero, scream "AND HE'S A NINJA NINJA

Top ten ways to annoy Scorpion - 10: Ask how his family is. 9: Put a banana next to his armor and go, "So your more of a banana yellow guy, huh?" 8: Play jumprope with his spear/rope thing. 7: Go: "Alright gang, lets see who this really is!" and rip off his face. 6: Take an icicle and poke his ass with it, then say: "Does it feel like this when Sub-zero knocks on the back door?" 5: Ask if he's related to Ghost-rider. 4: Hand him pepto-bismal and go: "Because you MIGHT get indegestion from blowing fire." 3: Try to look under his mask. 2: Laugh when he says "Get Over HERE!" or "C'MERE!" because he doesn't sound asian at all. - NUMBE

Top ten ways to annoy Mileena - 10: Play 'Jaws theme' when she does her 'Eating Fatality' 9: Ask her if she has ever had a boob pop out because of her outfit being very reviling. 8: Ask her if the sais keep her company in bed. 7: Tell her, "There is a thing called PLASTIC SURGERY!" 6: Ask to see her teeth, and if she does, go "Dear god, there's something called toothpaste, TRY IT." 5: Tell her she is the human shark. 4: Steal her sais and replace them with fans. 3: Tell her she'd be a terrible leader and should just give up on overthrowing Kitana. 2: Tell her that 'giving head' to a guy would be an awesome fatality. - NUMBER ONE W